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this is probably the most accurate commercial on tv right now.
Commercial…? o_O
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All time favorite inspiration
she has amazing abs!
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thats when shit got real
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The three stages of working in advertising.
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Starring Ari Graynor, based on the Cameron Diaz movie of the same name. It’s very rare for a network...
The 43 year old texted me last night:
I had to text Liz because I was torn:
He responded with:
I kinda had a feeling where this was heading and Liz ever-so-lovingly agrees with me:
So I followed up my text to him with:
DING DING DING. Notice the time he read it and the time he responded.
Of course I sent the screen cap to Liz:
So I said:
And to Liz, I said:
I really should get paid to be a psychic.
So I told him that I was going to the gym, but thanks for the invite. Then like 2 hours later he asked how my workout was and still insisted that I come over. The conversation, more or less, ended with me asking what he was looking for and him saying he was “playing it by ear”.
COOL.
Sometimes you have a really great date with a guy and they text you this the next day and you can’t stop smiling.
Wait which one is this about??
Oh its just this guy I’ve been texting for a couple days. We were texting yesterday morning, then I asked him a question and nothing….that’s what he sent me this morning haha I responded, “that sucks”
not as bad of an excuse as the Taylor Lautner lookin dude that flaked on me
Best dick in Memphis award goes to James M. Dat penis. Wish I still had a picture of it.
“well why don’t you come back so I can give it to you”—oh James, you fucking poet
HMM Liz and I should try this out and see if we get any bites bahaha
So this cute tourist messaged me last weekend saying he was coming to town for some sort of track conference thingy, and we’ve been texting all week. I thought he was going to try to get together much earlier in the week, but he was super busy so we never did. Last night he asks me if I’d like to get together today and come over to his hotel pool cuz his flight doesn’t leave til 10pm. I said, “sure” but today I’ve had a change of heart. Like, what’s the point? I’m never going to see him again, and I really don’t feel like I owe him any sort of explanation.
Is it rude if I just ignore his text today?
So this new guy and I were texting yesterday. Here’s the breakdown:
- At 8:30pm, he asks me what I’m doing tonight. I say, “nothing on the agenda.” He says, “we should change that.”
- At 9pm, he asks me to suggest something for us to do since he’s newly in town. I respond with a couple ideas. No response.
- At 10pm, he tells me his dinner is running later than expected. I ask him if I should start getting ready. He says, “Idk”.
- At 1am, haven’t heard from him. I delete our text thread because he’s obviously a flaky asshole jerkface dickhead and I want nothing to do with him. And deleting his number stopped me from sending a snarky text along the lines of “well hope you have a nice night” or “go fuck yourself”. Then I take a bubble bath.
I’m not going to respond. EVER. I mean unless he has a reaaalllyyyy good excuse and agrees to take me on a fucking awesome date haha Don’t judge me!
I’ve been wanting to post this card for a while and frankly, I’m shocked as hell that it took me this long to have the right situation come up for it.
oh and also, eff you SS. But I’m pretty sure NONE of you are surprised by my current feelings about this person. blech. deleted again. when oh when will I learn?!
-Liz
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The Actor texted me yesterday.
How’s your day?
I responded 4 hours later.
Good. yours?
He replied,
not bad. just home relaxing. thought about maybe seeing Unknown. when u free again?
I didn’t answer.
Some hours later I get another text.
Hehroo…when do you want to go out again?
I wanted to say “never”, but instead I just didn’t respond. I predict another text sometime today. Why can’t the guys I actually like be this persistent!?
Also! This guy hit me up over the weekend about some suite party he was throwing that I didn’t go to. But we’ve been texting the past few days so I might hang out with him again. Probably a bad idea, but at least he’s hot.