I was talking to a hairy, older(ish) looking 22 year old on OKC for maybe a week and we decided to have dinner last night.
Yes, 22. Eye roll city. But he seemed smart enough and like I said, looked older than me.
We met at a Chinese place. I was immediately bored. He was showing his age with the most boring, stupid topics I can’t even remember! But he did say that I looked either “really bored or really tired.”
He told me “ok you talk now” and ” you say things” a few times because he said he felt an awkward silence. TBQH, I didn’t feel awkward at all. I just wanted to eat my damn Kung Pow Chicken. If I also had things to talk about, great! Also, he was eating off my dang plate, WITHOUT asking.
When the TWENTY TWO dollar check came he had already pulled out his card and I asked if he wanted to split it and before the words were out of my mouth he shout-answered YES. I was like, Jeez man, treat a bitch once in your life. wow.
Previously in our little chats he had mentioned that he and his last girlfriend had broken up because her “feminist views clashed with his heavy sarcasm.” His profile is also littered with “I’m so sarcastic” comments that people love to throw around. So, imagine my surprise when at the end of the dinner he tells me that if was really difficult to “sift through my extreme sarcasm.”
I told him I had no reason to actually be rude to him, *yet*, and it was all just jokes, kid.
And then essentially he ended with ” I wish you the best of luck in all your endeavors.”
My Sunday night consisted of me realizing that accidentally putting a tampon in while I already have one in is one of my, like, top 6 fears of life.