Internet Dating + Two Post Grads= Disastrous

Haha guys are lame.. I’m usually the last minute day of planner though.

I’m actually not super strict on like making plans ahead of time, and I can for sure be spontaneous at times, but I don’t feel like doing anything after work tonight besides working out so I’m not trying to hang out with him.

He followed it up with a “?” since I didn’t respond so I said, “I have plans.” I don’t really, but you know. Then he said, “see you’re always too busy to see me…” I said, “yeah the two times you’ve asked.” He said “well, its true! How come you never ask smarty pants?”

I said, “ha right” He said, “See watch this…what are you doing tomorrow night? ;)”

I’m not going to respond.  I have plans with JM. And he’s pretty much the only one I care to spend time with right now so oops haha probably never should’ve texted him. Oh well. I’m indignant.

So remember the guy at the end of this post? And how he was all, “I really want to see you” and shit? And then I pretty much haven’t heard from him since? WHY do they do that?!?! Its not like I was the one texting him out of the blue and apologizing for being a douche!

But being the bitch that I am, I texted him today, “so much for hanging out”. His response,

what are you doing after work?

REALLY, MOTHERFUCKER??! Nah, I’m much too busy and important to make day-of plans with you.

Deleted.

JM offered me cereal and juice this morning…that alone puts him heads and tails above The Golfer who wouldn’t even offer me water!

A man with manners!

Has it really only been three days?!

sounds promising! side note: i effing love mob wives. there’s going to be a new season on with chicago wives and i’m afraid it won’t be the same without Big Ang.

I do love Big Ang, but Drita is my fav! My friend MET Big Ang at her bar last month and I was beyond jealous.  She’s just the most fascinating creature haha And my friend said she was ridiculously nice so that’s always good!

So my date last night, we’ll call him JM cuz he looks like Joel McHale with tattoos,

It went amazingly! I had a really great time. We went to BJ’s for dinner and talked a lot about all sorts of things. Then we went to a casino across the street for a few more drinks and to watch the end of the Laker game. He’s a Laker fan and I definitely am not so it was fun giving him a hard time about them losing. 

Long story short, it turned into a sleepover haha

We didn’t smush but sexy things happened. I’m not disappointed size wise, but I think his skills may be a little lacking. Oh yeah, he was married before and she cheated on him.  So there’s that. But he was up front about it and said he didn’t want to keep anything from me. I won’t hold it against him, and I’m trying to decide if its a good thing or not that he was married. Like, he has the experience, ya know? haha I also can’t decide if I think its cool to be someone’s second wife…hmm He has these two little beagles that are sooo cute, but they are super whiny and he kept getting out of bed to let them out and in. So that was very irksome and now I am super tired at work waaah.But he was so nice and cuddly and a good kisser so it was definitely worth it.

In other news, please send positive thought-rays Liz’s way.  Her gallbladder has been acting up, and she finally had to get her ass to the hospital to get it removed because it wanted out of her body immediately.

So I have a date tonight haha I unhid my profile on pof and this guy messaged me yesterday.  He asked if we could get together sometime this week, I said sure. Then he asked when I was free. I said whenever. And he said, “tomorrow?” So I said okay haha We’ve been texting. He’s relatively new to town so I picked the place. That’s not terrible, right? haha Patti might kill me, but oh well.

I’m actually really looking forward to meeting him. He seems nice.  27. Banker. From Ohio. 6’5. Sleeve! We seem to have quite a bit in common (sports/music).

Its my birthday, y’all. 

The big 2-6 (I’m kidding, I know that’s not a milestone). No plans for tonight really.  Gonna go home, (yes, I came to work on my birthday! that’s normal) do P 90X yoga, watch The Ultimate Fighter (I’m kinda obsessed), shower, and see where the night takes me.  This Marine dude that I “met” (on the dating site I used to work for) a few years ago is coming to town with some of his friends so I told him I would meet up with them.  My gay bff is also coming to town for work, but hopefully he’ll have some free time tonight to meet up for a little bit.  A couple of my girlfriends might come out, too so nothing too crazy, and hopefully just right :)

foreverawaitingthesunrise asked you:

Roxy, who is this air force guy? no story? I just saw that post…

haha yeah, no story is the story.  He was nice, but it wasn’t WOW. He asked to hang out again, and I was kinda flakey and rude which I feel bad about, but I’m not gonna force myself to go out with him when I can already tell its not there.

Oh and he kinda had a snaggle tooth. wompwomp

So after our miscommunication the other day, I hadn’t seen the Alaskan in about a week. He started these new classes for a new job he’s taking so I was getting the “I’m so busy” texts. Well finally on Friday night, I texted him, “well I guess you are too busy for me.” Saturday afternoon I get the “I don’t think we’re 100% compatible” text. And long story short, we’re not seeing each other anymore.  This is another case of the guy breaking things off and it being for the best.  I probably would’ve just kept wasting my time with him even though I knew things probably weren’t going to work out in the end. I definitely appreciate him being honest and telling me the truth and not just disappearing. CLOSURE! SWEET SWEET CLOSURE! It really wasn’t my week on the guy front haha

In other news, started reading He’s Just Not That Into You.  Def gonna have to keep re-reading it so I can get their advice through my daft skull. Basically they say, “Don’t give a shit and move on from guys that don’t blatantly want you.” haha so that’s what I’m going to do!  Deleted all the numbers of guys who just casually text me every now and again without any hint of asking me out.  So now I won’t be tempted to throw a text their way when I’m bored/lonely.  Upping my standards, bitches!

I will admit, I had been texting with the Golfer a little on Saturday night and yesterday (BAD I KNOW), but he’s now labeled Dont Answer (along with like 10 other numbers haha) So hopefully when he texts me to “come fuck” a la Saturday night. I’ll just delete it like I do the messages from all the other DA’s. He told me he’s moving back home to Reno on Tuesday for the summer so I won’t even have the option of seeing him even if I wanted to.  That’ll be good for me. 

Meanwhile. I hid my POF account and deleted the app from my phone.  I’m gonna take a little break from the man search. I need need need to focus on myself and my weight loss goal!

Happy Monday, y’all!