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this is probably the most accurate commercial on tv right now.
Commercial…? o_O
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All time favorite inspiration
she has amazing abs!
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thats when shit got real
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The three stages of working in advertising.
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Starring Ari Graynor, based on the Cameron Diaz movie of the same name. It’s very rare for a network...
I don’t know how I missed this post, but I’m so glad I was catching myself up on Miss Golden Ass. I often find myself beating myself up over my sexcapades, but then I think, WHY?! “If I want to sleep with a different guy every night of the week, I CAN!” We don’t owe anyone an explanation for the way we live our OWN LIVES. Who is to say that sleeping with “whoever, whenever, even if you met them 5 minutes prior,” is wrong or bad or in any way their business?? Especially when they are willingly reading your blog! haha No one is putting a gun to their head. If they don’t approve, don’t read it! I like sex, too and I’m so glad tumblr has allowed me to find like minded women that I can relate to :) 
Yeah, stick with “I have lots of money”. Wish I had figured out his name so I could IMDB him and laugh.
is this for real? dead
As far as I can tell, it’s a legit PoF affiliated person. Not sure why anyone would pretend to be him and send me this email haha
I wonder if this means our number of TMOD’s (tragic message of the day) will be decreasing? I guess the sexual ones anyway. The regular imbeciles will still be able to message us.
I know, I just got that too, and was very surprised! I wonder if that’ll just make those kinds of guys sneakier about it. I.e. First message: “Hi.” Second message: “Wanna bang?” Etc. But HALLELUJAH for the 14-year age-difference thing!
Interesting! That’ll sure change the landscape of PoF.
http://jezebel.com/chrissy-teigen-you-are-ignorant-and-know-nothing-about-506906019
Normally, I love her, but Chrissy has kinda changed how I feel about her after this.
“Girl, bye.” hahahah
dead.
I can’t stop laughing at this for some reason.
I should probably take this into account more often when I accept dates.
He said our date was the best date he’s ever been on! I’m just like, really? You like me this much already? There’s gotta be something wrong here! haha and it’s like, wait you took me on a real date and like complimented me and told everyone we passed by how lucky of a man you are to be out with me?! On what planet do these things happen?!You ABSOLUTELY deserve to be treated like a queen, but I completely understand where you’re coming from. I get really suspicious when that happens - if you don’t really know me, what exactly are you smitten with? Are you just like this with everyone?
I am in a situation that I have never been in before, and I have NO idea how I’m supposed to handle it. It’s like way too…..I haven’t quite wrapped my head around it so I don’t really wanna like say what it is. But let’s just put it this way, I decided that it’s sad that when a man treats me well, better than anyone has ever treated me before, I find it to be bizarre. And I’m well aware that this man is treating me WAY too well for knowing him since Friday.
Just gonna go with the flow, enjoy the treatment, and see where things end up.
Erm I’ve read that as ‘hi- I’d like to know more about you so I can successfully stalk you’ - flee please. Cheers
HAHAHAAH well he certainly isn’t going to find out much personal information out about me from hearing about my past relationships and what my friends think of me.
He should’ve been more direct. Where do you live?, What’s your blood type?, Social Security number, things of that nature haha
In other news, I never heard from this guy which is a surprise to absolutely not one soul, and I’m definitely not bummed out about. He did, however, look at my okcupid profile the day after I bolted hahaha
Winning.
hes chocolate searching for his, er, white.
I’m only half white (and not blatantly so) so he would be barking up the wrong tree if that were the case haha
isthisreallyhowitworks replied to your post: Yeah, for starters, let’s talk about past relationships!
Since he’s looking for “a women,” maybe you should let him know that your past relationships haven’t (have?) involved polygamy…
HAHAHA just because the Sister Wives live in Vegas, doesn’t mean I want any part of that, buster! 
Although, they could use a little swirl up in the mix haha
His username is some shortened version of “white chocolate” right?
WHUT?!
And Liz thought I should reply back that my best friend would describe me as a bitch.
Accurate.
This is our 1,000th post, and neither of us could really think of anything meaningful to say that we haven’t said in the previous 999 posts. So we thought we would share some encouraging words.
You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too little or waited 33 minutes to respond because he took 23. It’s not because you met up with your ex that night at 5 a.m. that no one knows about, or because you kissed another boy after a date with a loser.
You’re not single because you spit food on that date or tripped coming out the the movie theatre. You’re not single because you hurt your first boyfriend really badly when you were 15 or because you have yet, to this day, to apologize. It’s not because you were secretly jealous when your friend got a boyfriend or that a guy you dated for two months now has a really cute girlfriend and looks really happy. And you’re happy for him. But still ill that he found someone before you.
You’re not single because you slept with your ex boyfriend. You’re not single because half the world found out when you didn’t even want to remember it yourself. You’re not single because you think the guy your friend wants to hook you up with is ugly or not tall enough. It’s not because you’re not willing to put up with someone who doesn’t brush their teeth on a regular basis.
You’re not single because your standards are too high. Good for you for having standards. It’s not because you didn’t like that really, really good guy who wanted to take you on a date and you just weren’t feeling it. And it’s not because you like to wear pajama pants as soon as you get home and wash all the makeup off your face. You’re not single because you didn’t learn enough from the past or would rather chill on a Friday night with your blanket and a cold beer than shower, get ready, and go out. You’re not single because something is wrong with you.
You are single because you are single. It’s really as simple as that. You haven’t made the connection with another heart yet. You can get dolled up, dress cute, cut your hair, dye your hair, tweeze your eyebrows, put on lipstick and you may still. be. single. You can go out to a bar hoping to meet the love of your life and not find a damn one in the place attractive. And it’s going to remain that way until it’s time for you to find one. Stop hoping for it. Start living the life that you do have instead of wishing for things that you don’t have. There will come a time you’ll meet a boy and you’ll have to give up some of this single freedom you currently have. Start being more thankful. Start doing that now.
Thanks for following our disastrous dating blog! And, as always, if you have any questions, comments, or concerns, please don’t hesitate to give us a shout.
I love it when grown men pout because you reject their advances to make out 10 minutes after meeting. Like literally, he pressed ‘play’ on Prometheus and immediately tried to turn my face to his. The ensuing “why”s when I said “No” got annoying as shit. BECAUSE I SAID SO, MOTHERFUCKER! He wasn’t cute enough for me to want to make out with him after knowing him for .2 seconds (and y’all know I would if he were hot enough).
I went over to this dude from OkC’s house last night because I do that, and I’m kinda glad I did this time. Homeboy’s house was WEIRD. Like weird books and plants and just weird stuff all over. Also someone kept moving around in a room somewhere in the back and he made NO mention of having a roommate. Sketch. I didn’t ask about it. Didn’t want to start the process of my murder. His t.v. had like a weird yellow tint to it which kinda irked me and hurt my eyes. We cuddled up slightly, but mostly I just wanted to watch the movie and peace the eff out of that bitch. ANDDD that’s exactly what I did. He also seemed butt hurt about why I was leaving. Um it’s 11pm on a work night and I’m tired? I swear these dudes are so entitled. Like, I’m sorry, but you didn’t even buy me dinner or no damn drinks so you ain’t gettin nothin!
Ugh yeah, not seeing that one again. Doubt I’ll hear from him again anyway.
I’ve got another date tonight, possibly one tomorrow night, and another on Thursday haha
Line ‘em up!
how much I truly despise that man and regret ever acknowledging his existence in the first place. this is becoming a hatred so thick that if I ever saw him the daggers coming out of my eyeballs would murder him a thousand times over.
all these feelings are in turn upsetting me because I know he’s not worth one iota of the thought and energy it takes to truly hate someone.
those that might not know, peep the #tcwa tag or look in our “list of men”